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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: Corin Stormhands
You thought that was better than saying "sneak."

Speaking of which...............SNEAK!

34,401 posted on 10/15/2002 1:42:18 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
You thought that was better than saying "sneak."

Speaking of which...............SNEAK!

34,402 posted on 10/15/2002 1:42:19 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
You thought that was better than saying "sneak."

Speaking of which...............SNEAK!

34,403 posted on 10/15/2002 1:42:20 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Sam Cree
When my wife scolds me for not using the turn signal, I politely point out that I'm running low on Directional Fluid, and want to conserve what I have.

I used to use my signals all the time...then I started driving in Boston, where they must take the Directional as a sign of weakness or something. I swear, I'll click it on to get into the right-hand lane, and the person in that lane (behind me) will actually SPEED UP, so I can't get it. JUST so they can shave 3 seconds off their travel time, by having ONE less car in front of them. Amazing.
34,404 posted on 10/15/2002 1:42:21 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: ksen
You know you really should see someone about that...
34,405 posted on 10/15/2002 1:43:23 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: g'nad
Where's the stinky dwarf today?
34,406 posted on 10/15/2002 1:44:09 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Do they make "Lego-las"?

ba-da-BING!
34,407 posted on 10/15/2002 1:44:16 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: Corin Stormhands; ksen
You know you really should see someone about that...

What's the limit on keywords, I wonder? If we have to keep adding ksen insults, we may run up against it pretty soon...

34,408 posted on 10/15/2002 1:44:34 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
When Jr. was seven we were in an accident. My fault for running a red light (I would've sworn it was green...)

Well, you're right, the light WAS green.

We were very fortunate. He was riding in the back playing with his new light saber. Had he been riding up front where he usually did, he would've been killed.

I'm glad you all were ok.

For a couple of years after that, he'd always ask if we were turning when we hit an intersection (like, "Dad is your signal on?")

My kids do the same thing after getting into an accident when my wife was driving them home from the beach. I always hear, "Dad! You're going too fast!" The speed limit can be 40 and if I'm going 42 I start to hear it.

34,409 posted on 10/15/2002 1:45:41 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
You know you really should see someone about that...

Jealous.....

34,410 posted on 10/15/2002 1:47:01 PM PDT by ksen
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To: HairOfTheDog; ItsOurTimeNow; RosieCotton
". I am absolutely afraid to get on public transportation!...I am afraid of going to the wrong place and not knowing where I am.

Your fear may be justified ;-) My daughter and I were on a bus recently in Boston, trying to get to our hotel. The traffic was so horrendous that the bus driver eventually gave up on his route and went somewhere else entirely, which caused much angry shouting, and some celebrating, by the passengers.

Meanwhile, the guy sitting next to us was drinking one beer after another from a paper bag. I guess he felt guilty, so he graciously offered my daughter and me some, though we declined, didn't want him to have to go out again to get more when he got home. Another passenger was so drunk that his wife had to stop the bus so he could get off and throw up.

Eventually we got off at a subway stop and made our way to the hotel from there.

34,411 posted on 10/15/2002 1:47:49 PM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands
What's the limit on keywords, I wonder? If we have to keep adding ksen insults, we may run up against it pretty soon...

One person's insult is another person's badge of honor. ;^)

I bet if I were to go through this whole thread and count up Precious snags that Corin would leave us all in the dust.

34,412 posted on 10/15/2002 1:48:53 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ItsOurTimeNow; HairOfTheDog; ksen
Do they make "Lego-las"?

Good one.

But apparently I was wrong. There's no LOTR playset listed on the Lego website, but they do have Harry Potter and Star Wars. So I guess ksen's observation that the dark riders look a little Vader-ish is pretty accurate...

34,413 posted on 10/15/2002 1:49:42 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Sam Cree
See there? - That is why I don't ride the bus...

Rescue from Orthanc:


34,414 posted on 10/15/2002 1:51:25 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
Go check it out! - The guy did a pretty good job!
34,415 posted on 10/15/2002 1:52:17 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ksen
I'm glad you all were ok.

Thanks. It was just the two of us. But it really was God's hand protecting us. We were in my old Honda Civic. It was the day after his birthday and I was taking him to play Putt-Putt. He wanted to bring the light saber, so I said "only if you ride in the back seat."

We were sitting on the side of the road and the driver of the truck that hit us came up and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you ran a red light." When he said that, I knew he was right, but the picture in my mind still has a green light.

We were at the hospital for several hours (and ended up taking a cab home because the wife was out of town). I sat there waiting to be treated/released going back and forth thinking "How good God is" and "How stupid I am..."

34,416 posted on 10/15/2002 1:53:49 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: ksen
I bet if I were to go through this whole thread and count up Precious snags that Corin would leave us all in the dust.

(Blushing)...I dunno. I was on a streak there for a while, but the competition has gotten tougher.

34,417 posted on 10/15/2002 1:55:53 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog
Did Gandalf get there on the bus?

BTW, I haven't voted yet, I'm trying to make sure I don't push the Buchanan slot by mistake.
34,418 posted on 10/15/2002 1:56:02 PM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: Sam Cree
I still cannot access Yahoo at all for some reason...
34,419 posted on 10/15/2002 2:01:15 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: HairOfTheDog; ksen
Go check it out! - The guy did a pretty good job!

It's pretty cool. But I thought we were obsessed...Says it's by some guy named "Destructor..."

34,420 posted on 10/15/2002 2:03:40 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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