The New Hobbit Hole

To: Corin Stormhands

28,021 posted on 09/27/2002 8:09:43 AM PDT by Sam Cree

Where's the pic? I didn't see it!

I posted the address at the Yahoo Hobbit Hole.

28,022 posted on 09/27/2002 8:09:44 AM PDT by Overtaxed

To: Corin Stormhands

Monty Python's SPAM skit:

Mr. Bun: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and SPAM; egg, bacon and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon and SPAM; SPAM, sausage, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, SPAM, tomato and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg and SPAM; Vikings start to sing in background SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, lovely SPAM. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM and SPAM or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and SPAM.

Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without SPAM?

Waitress: Well, there's SPAM, egg, sausage and SPAM. That's not got much SPAM in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want any SPAM!

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, SPAM and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got SPAM in it.

Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much SPAM in it as SPAM, egg, sausage and SPAM has it?

Mrs. Bun: Could you do me egg, bacon, SPAM and sausage without the SPAM then?

Waitress - Uuuuuuggggh!

Mrs. Bun: What do you mean Uuuuggg! I don't like SPAM!

Vikings: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM

Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, SPAM and sausage without the SPAM.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like SPAM!

Mrs., Bun - Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your SPAM. I love it. I'm having SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Lovely SPAM, Wonderful SPAM. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Magnificent SPAM, Superlative SPAM. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Wonderful SPAM, Surgical SPAM, Splendiferous SPAM!

Vikings: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM

Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her SPAM instead of the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM?

Vikings: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM! lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM. SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM! lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM. SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM!

SPAAAAAAAAAM! SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!

28,023 posted on 09/27/2002 8:19:34 AM PDT by Sam Cree

28,024 posted on 09/27/2002 8:27:45 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands

To: Corin Stormhands

Spongebob the Threadkiller?

28,025 posted on 09/27/2002 9:44:24 AM PDT by Overtaxed

To: Overtaxed; Corin Stormhands

28,026 posted on 09/27/2002 9:49:48 AM PDT by RosieCotton

Spam kills.

It's still not as bad as AOL.

28,027 posted on 09/27/2002 9:55:16 AM PDT by Overtaxed

To: Overtaxed; 2Jedismom

It's still not as bad as AOL.

I never heard the end of the story...did 2J fall to its power, or has she managed to resist so far?

28,028 posted on 09/27/2002 10:03:40 AM PDT by RosieCotton

I actually have shares of Spam stock. I'm not kidding. My ex-brother-in-law is way up in the company and they gave us a bunch of shares for a wedding present.

Personally, I love Spam. Ever had poker sandwiches? They are great!! MMMMMM! I make them in the meat grinder that came with my mixer.

28,029 posted on 09/27/2002 10:04:25 AM PDT by 2Jedismom

I'm doing it this afternoon. I'm gonna I tell you...I'm gonna!

28,030 posted on 09/27/2002 10:06:29 AM PDT by 2Jedismom

To: RosieCotton; 2Jedismom

did 2J fall to its power

As far as I can tell, she is resolved to follow Gollum on the path through Cirith Ungol.

28,031 posted on 09/27/2002 10:07:25 AM PDT by Overtaxed

To: Overtaxed; 2Jedismom; Corin Stormhands; ksen; All

Hm...just found out I'm part of an endangered spe...er...group. (Breed? Ethnic variation?) So you'd better be nice to me.

Please don't say my hair color explains a LOT...

28,032 posted on 09/27/2002 10:08:57 AM PDT by RosieCotton

To: RosieCotton; Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog

Here goes! I'm going for it right now! I just inserted that confounded disk into my iMac CD drive!

28,033 posted on 09/27/2002 10:30:18 AM PDT by 2Jedismom

We did our best...;-)

28,034 posted on 09/27/2002 10:31:48 AM PDT by RosieCotton

Should we get ksen to ping his prayer list?

28,035 posted on 09/27/2002 10:33:11 AM PDT by Overtaxed

It froze up my iMac! Even it is protesting! LOL I'm rebooting.

I'm on the PC, right now...

28,036 posted on 09/27/2002 10:33:25 AM PDT by 2Jedismom

May be too late for just that. We may need to find an exorcist, too.

28,037 posted on 09/27/2002 10:34:35 AM PDT by RosieCotton

Matthew is taking a math exam and Joshua is napping...I have time to work on this for a sec...

28,038 posted on 09/27/2002 10:34:39 AM PDT by 2Jedismom

28,039 posted on 09/27/2002 10:34:47 AM PDT by Overtaxed

I wouldn't want it on my PC anyway...

28,040 posted on 09/27/2002 10:35:38 AM PDT by 2Jedismom

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