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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: Corin Stormhands
"RightWing Spam Sneak" fits nicely into the keywords

Coming from SpongeSneak Spamhands, I consider that a high compliment...

27,041 posted on 09/23/2002 12:45:27 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: Overtaxed
LOL!

It's amazing how many cars have inappropriate names (or names that are appropriate in ways the manufacturer never intended...) I remember a Chevy Nova we had growing up...when I first started learning Spanish, it all started to make sense (no va - doesn't go).
27,042 posted on 09/23/2002 12:46:48 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Just remember, you can't take the precious with you.

Spam, though, travels very well....
27,043 posted on 09/23/2002 12:50:41 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
I think I'm even leaning toward some serious elf-bashing....

Snowpants make shwish shwish shwish sounds when you run....

27,044 posted on 09/23/2002 12:52:34 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Spam...cram. Hm. Did dwarves invent spam? Seems like their style. Doesn't necessarily taste good, but travels and keeps well.
27,045 posted on 09/23/2002 12:54:55 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ksen; RosieCotton
Do you remember RightWing coming in here a few weeks back, sayin' "whats the big deal with the precious, anyway?"

It has taken him...Are we sure he's not from Gondor?

27,046 posted on 09/23/2002 12:54:57 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog
Arrrrggghhhh! Not that word again..... I will refrain from elf bashing...I will refrain from elf bashing...(Think of Legolas)...I will refrain from elf bashing...I will refrain from elf bashing....
27,047 posted on 09/23/2002 12:55:05 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: HairOfTheDog; ksen; rightwingreligiousfanatic; RosieCotton; Overtaxed
Snowpants make shwish shwish shwish sounds when you run....

But you'll never hear a dwarf asking if snowpants make his butt look big...

27,048 posted on 09/23/2002 12:56:29 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
It has taken him

Not entirely...there is yet hope...I haven't actually posessed one yet. If you can deny it from me enough times, I will lose interest and remain pure....

Hmmmmm but that would be an elvish thing to do, I suppose...

27,049 posted on 09/23/2002 12:59:33 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; ksen; Overtaxed
Hmmmmm but that would be an elvish thing to do, I suppose...

Elves are weak.

27,050 posted on 09/23/2002 1:03:16 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; HairOfTheDog
Arrrrggghhhh! Not that word again..... I will refrain from elf bashing...I will refrain from elf bashing...(Think of Legolas)...I will refrain from elf bashing...I will refrain from elf bashing....

Don't let her use those Elvish mind tricks on you! Be strong! Fight the Elf-friend impulse!

Remember, "Friends don't let friends become Elf-friends."

27,051 posted on 09/23/2002 1:09:21 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
Shwish Shwish Shwish Shwish Shwish Shwish Shwish
27,052 posted on 09/23/2002 1:09:22 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ksen
I'm tempted to pick up the first season of The Sopranos and start checking it out? Any of you guys watch it? What take do you all have of the show?

Rose and I are fans of the show, and watch it regularly. In fact, the fourth season just started last week... we were watching it last night during the movie chat. IMHO, it's one of the best dramas on television today, both well-written and well-acted. But... it also has large amounts of violence, profanity, sexual situations, and female nudity. On a movie-scale rating, I would put it at a very hard "R". So, if that's not your cup of tea, I wouldn't recommend it.

27,053 posted on 09/23/2002 1:12:45 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog
Look, I found another picture of "Elrond."


27,054 posted on 09/23/2002 1:14:57 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: ksen
But you were the one that started it and gave them the deadly (snowpants and galoshes) ammunition. How could you? I'm in a quandary here, much to think about and ponder... For now, I'm sticking to my walking the fence -- some (most) elves are worthy of bashing, some (few) are not.... So I'm definitely leaning elf basher, but......I hate the thought of alienating the hobbits, for whom I have the utmost respect....
27,055 posted on 09/23/2002 1:17:01 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Overtaxed; RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands
OT and Rosie are hobbits, they elf-bash. You'll be in great company. Plus we have a cool elf-bash icon to ping the bashers, right OT?
27,056 posted on 09/23/2002 1:21:29 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
OT and Rosie are hobbits, they elf-bash.

I do not! I just have some...ummm...constructive criticism for certain elves in particular.

27,057 posted on 09/23/2002 1:22:44 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ksen; rightwingreligiousfanatic
And don't forget g'nad.
27,058 posted on 09/23/2002 1:25:19 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton
See what happens when you start bit by little bit fudging on the good values that hold us together?
27,059 posted on 09/23/2002 1:29:33 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Well...when elves could possibly have prevented bad things happening to hobbits, I get upset. Emotional response...sorry. ;-)
27,060 posted on 09/23/2002 1:31:35 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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