The New Hobbit Hole

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Ain't that the truth.;^)

Later all...heading home....

Wow, I've been talkative today...what's up with that?

[ksen]

The EPA thinks otherwise...

Are talking about those buttinsky's the Elf Protection Association?

On another note, Gandalf just fell into darkness at Khazad-Dum. I'm telling you what, Frodo's crying out at that scene is the most heart-wrenching thing I have ever heard. And it doesn't lose its effect on you, or me at least, everytime I see it.

EW does an extremely good grief-stricken Hobbit.

[ksen]

Try telling your friendly neighborhood EPA auditor that.

Is there such a thing?

[Overtaxed]

Wow, I've been talkative today...what's up with that?

You're taking up the slack left by our two absent dwarves.

Have a good one!

[Overtaxed]

Is there such a thing?

Ummmm.....No!

[JenB]

Elves need no protection. They can look out for themselves - and their friends. /subtle threat

[Overtaxed]

Elves need no protection. They can look out for themselves - and their friends.

It's the girly armor

[ksen]

Then why do they need the EPA?

[JenB]

Sigh. It's Elf Persuasion Agency. They aren't that good at propoganda, from the looks of this group!

[ksen]

Elves need no protection. They can look out for themselves - and their friends.

Like the friends they killed in order to steal their ships so they could set sail for Middle-Earth?

Like the friends they left to die in the frozen wastes of the north?

With friends like those, who needs orcs?

[Overtaxed]

So hold your enemies close and your friends closer, then?

[ksen]

It's Elf Persuasion Agency.

Is that like the Elvish version of the Anti-Defamation League?

[JenB]

You are so unable to see the difference between Silmaril-crazed Feanorian followers and the noble Elves we know and love. People like you are the reason Dwarves and Elves can't get along!

[Overtaxed]

With friends like those, who needs orcs?

So, Frodo, do a cost-benefit analysis before you become an elf friend.

[ksen]

So hold your enemies close and your friends closer, then?

Yeah, something like that. ;^)

[ksen]

People like you are the reason Dwarves and Elves can't get along!

Oohh no, you're not laying that one at MY feet. Gondor wasn't even involved there.

If the elves had just PAID for the armor and weapons the Ferengi....er, dwarves wouldn't have gotten so upset.

What was that the Prof just said? You better write that bit down, I bet he puts it in a test.

[ksen]

Every Elf's aspiration:

[JenB]

It's all on the test, buddy, and I'm writing it all down. Jen can multitask! (See Jen. See Jen type. See Jen switch windows as the professor looks around. Quick, Jen, quick!)

Oh, you don't distract me that easily! You think Dwarves invented armor? And which people started getting greedy and killed Thingol, hmm?

[JenB]

Who is that?

[Overtaxed]

I guess Thingol made the Dwarves an offer they could refuse.