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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: 2Jedismom
We could do it Monday - I am easy! going!
2,361 posted on 04/13/2002 9:55:51 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Anyone notice that I forgot to do the next section for the Green Dragon Yesterday?

Yes, I noticed...thought it might have gotten lost amidst all the pints!

2,362 posted on 04/13/2002 10:13:10 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
I am afraid.

Sibling rivalry?

2,363 posted on 04/13/2002 10:36:04 AM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
No not sibling rivalry at all! - I am afraid that buried within my personality is a previously un-found character flaw which makes me Boromir. I know it can't be. I know it can't.

I have let my ponies out in the yard to mow the grass... They think it is a treat. They can look in my windows.

2,364 posted on 04/13/2002 10:49:40 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: irishtenor
That would be so fun! I would have to promise not to recite lines, though, that will be a challenge...
2,365 posted on 04/13/2002 11:33:11 AM PDT by Penny1
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To: irishtenor
:: snicker ::

I bet your wife agrees with the "Gimli" result. ;)

2,366 posted on 04/13/2002 11:36:27 AM PDT by Penny1
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To: Penny1
Hello All, i got my natural keyboard and can type now. Just in case you forgot me, i am htur_75's hubby. Here is something i found, a little test: Are you obsessive too? Based upon our own experience, we have made a list of ways to tell if you have become a over-obsessed fan of 'The Lord of the Rings' 'The Lord of the Rings' is the only thing that really makes sense to you. Everyone around you seems to resemble a Middle-earth species. You really do believe that Middle-earth is a place. You find yourself regularly looking in a mirror just to see if your ears have become more Elf-like. After all, the mirror shows many things, things that were, things that are and things that have not yet come to pass! You have replaced chocolate with Lembas (Elf-cake). You are growing pipe-weed in your back garden. When in the car you tell the driver to 'watch out for the Black Riders' and 'sound the Horn of Gondor'. Words like 'alas' and 'hither' have become a regular part of your vocabulary! You have no rings because they have all been thrown into the fire to check for markings! You fancy an Elf. 'Concerning Hobbits' is your favourite song.
2,367 posted on 04/13/2002 7:58:11 PM PDT by greater_vortex
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To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog; Penny1; BibChr; ecurbh; All
I got the coneys!! What an adventure! You know I'm the girl with a thousand stories and here's another one for you!

First, I called Wild Oats Natural Foods and they had frozen rabbit for $4.99 a pound. Whew! So I got online and found a local meat rabbit producer that sells to a distributor. I called them and found out they were about an hour away...a nice drive out in the country. My husband was willing to take me, so we packed the boys in car and drove way out in the country. It was just beautiful...the sky had huge dark blue clouds hanging in it from the departing storm, but the sun was shining.

Finally we got to the farm and there's this huge barn on the premises. We go in there and the boys went crazy! It was filled with bunny cages! A young lady took the boys and showed them tiny little newborn bunnies, while my husband followed a man down one aisle with a pet carrier. Very discreetly the man selected two "fryers" and they went out to the other side of the barn. My boys didn't even realize Daddy was gone for a while. I stood off to the side and kept an eye on everyone, so my boys woudn't hurt themselves or a rabbit and so if my husband fainted (which he has a history of doing on occassion), I'd be there to go haul him up! :-) I couldn't see much, but the man apparently taught my husband how to butcher the rabbit, and my husband was dressing the second one. We left with two dressed fresh rabbits (which we iced down on the way home) that cost $10 total for approximately 7-8lbs of rabbit.

When we got home, my husband and I cleaned the rabbit up really well and cut it into pieces, all ready to be stewed with herbs tomorrow! The herbs I'm going to use are the ones Sam asks Gollum to get.

" 'A few bay-leaves, some thyme and sage, will do--before the water boils,' said Sam. "

2,368 posted on 04/13/2002 8:35:47 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: greater_vortex
ways to tell if you have become a over-obsessed fan of 'The Lord of the Rings'

Read #2368 and tell me if you think I'm obsessed. . .;-)

2,369 posted on 04/13/2002 8:40:16 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: greater_vortex
LOL! - So which of those things do only the obsessed people do? Alas, Some of those seem perfectly normal to me!

hehehehe - Hullo! - Welcome!

2,370 posted on 04/13/2002 8:40:27 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: 2Jedismom
2J - I just don't think I would ever be able to do that... - not if I visited the bunnies first!
2,371 posted on 04/13/2002 8:42:17 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: greater_vortex
You have replaced chocolate with Lembas (Elf-cake). You are growing pipe-weed in your back garden.

LOL I've got a long way to go before I replace chocolate with lembas and I could grow pipe-weed in my back garden...it's curing it properly that's the problem!

2,372 posted on 04/13/2002 8:44:12 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
I'm happily perched at the top of the food chain! ;-)
2,373 posted on 04/13/2002 8:47:16 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
Yeah, me too, but furry cuteness does play a part in which things make me hungry. And skinned rabbits just look a little too much like cats. Enjoy!
2,374 posted on 04/13/2002 8:49:33 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Wow, I never even thought about that! No kidding! I've been eating rabbit all my life. We had a restaraunt where I grew up that served it just like a Kentucky Fried Chicken place! The only thing that bothered me about getting my own fresh rabbit was that the guy didn't let me or my husband pick it out, he selected it and I thought he ought to have let us feel of it first to see if it was plump enough, or give us a selection to choose from.

I did appreciate the way they handled it in front of the kids, although my eldest son figured out what dad was doing and said "Are we going to have rabbit?" I said "Yes, tomorrow." and he said "MMMMM!"

2,375 posted on 04/13/2002 9:01:03 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
Interestingly enough (maybe) My dad got a bear once, and when it was hanging in the garage skinned, it looked exactly like a human. My mom told me it gave her the creeps. I was too young to remember it.
2,376 posted on 04/13/2002 9:04:05 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
when it was hanging in the garage skinned, it looked exactly like a human.

All this carnivore stuff is grossing me out! Why don't you guys get your meat at the grocery store where God put it! (Some Captain of Gondor I am!)

2,377 posted on 04/13/2002 9:39:45 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
hahahaha - I agree with you... I am a meat eater, but I like to have it already cut into unrecognizable shapes when I bring it home.
2,378 posted on 04/13/2002 9:41:58 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
LOL! Well, the rabbit is unrecognizable now and if it turns out ok tomorrow, maybe someday we'll all get together and have a dinner. OT is going to try to make a seedcake!

Then again, maybe we could just all go out to TGI Friday's or something?! ;-)

2,379 posted on 04/13/2002 9:47:26 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: HairOfTheDog;2Jedismom
Remind me not to go into the kitchen anytime 2JM is starting to get dinner ready!
2,380 posted on 04/13/2002 9:49:25 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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