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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
I have more…uh…research to do now

Didn't you say before that Uncle Threadkiller was a demented hermit? How does the "demented" part come in?

21,541 posted on 08/27/2002 12:32:16 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: 2Jedismom
Hey OT...how do you make that little tiny font?

< font size=1 > type your stuff here < /font > only don't put spaces after < or before >.

21,542 posted on 08/27/2002 12:34:43 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
No. I said that my recollection was that he was a "semi-demented dwarf". That was just my off-the-cuff recalling of a childhood story. Now upon reading the source documents as a mature dwarf, I see that the "semi-demented" part was merely a childish interpretation. But, hey, don't you think after suffering what he did, he was at least temporarily semi-demented before he came to terms with it?

I will scour additional documentation to see if I can shed light on this.... I don't pretend to know all the exhaustive details of the story. Yet.

21,543 posted on 08/27/2002 12:37:44 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog; g'nad; Corin Stormhands; All
Well, I'm a great-aunt! My husband's niece had a baby! It was quite a surprise...but she's engaged to father, thank goodness. Apparently she had no indication that anything was amiss (no monthly changes, so to speak) and when she doubled over in pain, her mother rushed her to the hospital, thinking appendix. Later on, she had a "healthy" 5 pound baby boy.

The baby was born on the 22nd.

The rest of us were born yesterday.

21,544 posted on 08/27/2002 12:38:11 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
Apparently she had no indication that anything was amiss (no monthly changes, so to speak) and when she doubled over in pain, her mother rushed her to the hospital, thinking appendix. Later on, she had a "healthy" 5 pound baby boy.

Huh?... ummm...not gonna ask...

21,545 posted on 08/27/2002 12:43:48 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: g'nad
Yes, I have heard of this before. Apparently the monthly cycle stays the same and the young woman never has a clue that anything is amiss...

It frequently occurs with young unmarried women. For some reason, it is extremely uncommon for this to happen with married women and never with women that are actively trying to have a baby.

Does anyone have some waterfront property to sell me in Arizona?

21,546 posted on 08/27/2002 12:51:18 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
Sounds rather unconventional, but congratulations anyway! I take it the mother is doing OK?

And now you know how to make sarcastic asides, too!

21,547 posted on 08/27/2002 12:52:47 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
Thanks! Did you pick up on the little secret of the story? Extra points if you do....
21,548 posted on 08/27/2002 12:53:15 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: RosieCotton
LOL! Yes, Overtaxed has taught me how!

I guess everything is ok. I know that the mother drinks quite a bit (she's maybe 21 or 22 years old...so did I at that age) so the birthweight being low worries me...but we just found out about it this afternoon.

We saw her at my FIL's funeral back in March, you know? But not this last visit...in June. She didn't come around for some reason.

The lack of prenatal care is what upsets me the most. I suspect this young lady knew what was going on all along and hopefully she didn't drink. But I'm pretty sure the baby didn't get any prenatal care.

In that family, it's a miracle she didn't abort it, so Steve and I have reason to praise God.
21,549 posted on 08/27/2002 12:58:44 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; All
Eessennet Nacilbuper

Tennessee Republican, is the monster...

21,550 posted on 08/27/2002 1:06:23 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Yes, with the help of my trusty axe "dang." Quite clever of you.
21,551 posted on 08/27/2002 1:07:27 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: g'nad
YOU GOT IT! Check out some of the other names, too....
21,552 posted on 08/27/2002 1:07:30 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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Eloh Tibboh Wen

The New hobbit hole is the secret special place...

21,553 posted on 08/27/2002 1:07:59 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: g'nad
Search deeper friend dwarf.
21,554 posted on 08/27/2002 1:08:10 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton
Personally, it's the being taken for a moron that bothers me the most.

You know, it's just by the grace of God that something like this didn't happen to me. But if it had, I wouldn't have tried to tell someone it was a complete surprise and I sure would have taken resposiblity and gotten prenatal care.
21,555 posted on 08/27/2002 1:08:36 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Ah, grandpa Noric. We were quite fond of him...
21,556 posted on 08/27/2002 1:09:09 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Most Wise Godehtforiah, (Hair)and including Dexatrevo,(OT) Nottoceisor,(Rosie) Noric Stormhands,(homelier dwarf)Nesk,(ksen) notracIIIVII,(carton) and Allussuilenrocsuicul (LCS)...
21,557 posted on 08/27/2002 1:13:34 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
Search deeper friend dwarf.

To quote Homer Simpson, Lord help me, I just not that bright...;o)

21,558 posted on 08/27/2002 1:17:03 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands; All
*gleefully clapping hands*

I'm glad to see it was the dwarves who first noticed my little attempt at levity. Or should I say, ytivel, in the ancient dwarven tongue?

21,559 posted on 08/27/2002 1:23:35 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: g'nad
(homelier dwarf)


21,560 posted on 08/27/2002 1:28:12 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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