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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: RosieCotton
one thing we CERTAINLY are not is "overly serious". (I think that's why some people get annoyed at us!)

That's funny... it's because the folks here aren't "overly serious" that I feel comfortable posting here...

20,701 posted on 08/23/2002 11:50:16 AM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: RosieCotton
snáig?

That's what I get for working (and reading the Green Dragon thread), missed a snáig and everything...

Nice snáig!

20,702 posted on 08/23/2002 12:01:00 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: RosieCotton
My oh my...this is utterly hilarious.... you've got to see this...According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Right Wing Religious Fanatic was a
Happy Half-elf


Elven Name Possibilities for Right Wing Religious Fanatic
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Gorothalcar
Another masculine version is:
Gorothalcarion
More feminine versions are:
Gorothalcariel
Gorothalcarien
Gorothalcarwen


Hobbit lad name for Right Wing Religious Fanatic
Holman Bracegirdle from Stock
Hobbit lass name for Right Wing Religious Fanatic
Donnamira Bracegirdle from Stock


Dwarven Name for Right Wing Religious Fanatic
Parin Talonarrow
This name is for both genders.


Orkish Name for Right Wing Religious Fanatic
Zaguk the Squasher
This name is for both genders.

When I put my real name in, (which I will withold for privacy) the following comes up:According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, xxx was a
Stunning Hill-troll


Elven Name Possibilities for xxx
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Maegfëa
Another masculine version is:
Maegfëaion
More feminine versions are:
Maegfëaiel
Maegfëaien
Maegfëawen


Hobbit lad name for xxx
Balbo Green from Combe
Hobbit lass name for xxx
Marigold Green from Combe


Dwarven Name for xxx
Vîm Bronzehand
This name is for both genders.


Orkish Name for xxx
Bagkrísh the Odiferous
This name is for both genders

I'm going to keep trying different friends and relatives and get some more Handi Wipes to keep drying off the screen as I go through it. This is too funny.... I'll let you know when I think I've landed on the right one, but Vim Bronzehand sounds OK to me for now.... I really don't feel like being a Hill Troll, "Stunning" or not.....ROFL. I don't have to be a Hill Troll do I???? Please? Don't make me....
20,703 posted on 08/23/2002 12:37:51 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Hmm...my youngest brother comes out as either a Friendless Balrog or an Irritating Ringwraith, depending on whether I include his middle name. Explains a lot, maybe...

My freeper brother (jrherreid) comes out as "Tired Spawn of Ungoliant"! LOL
20,704 posted on 08/23/2002 12:55:23 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; All
There's also a Personality Test there, which I hadn't taken before. I came out as most like Sam...that's a good thing, right? Means we're compatible?
20,705 posted on 08/23/2002 1:02:21 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
I took it with the following satisfactory (to me) results:

Based on your answers, you are most like Merry

You were also very much like Samwise, Pippin

So I think I'm just an ordinary hobbit like most of the rest of you. But with some definite dwarvish tendencies (short temper at times, like to fight, like to dig and delve, work hard and long, etc.)

20,706 posted on 08/23/2002 1:15:16 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Actually there are two personality tests. I don't know where the other one is now. I came out as Faramir in one and Elrond in the other, so I saw no need to try again. Welcome to the Hobbit Hole!
20,707 posted on 08/23/2002 1:38:34 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Hmm, interesting...

I took the Barrow-Downs personality test, and it said I was most like Frodo. It said I was also much like Samwise and Gandalf. (What do those two have in common??)

On one of the previous personality tests LCS mentioned, I came out as Celeborn and my wife came out as Galadriel, so I thought that one might be pretty accurate! :)
20,708 posted on 08/23/2002 2:09:28 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
There's a new ThreadKiller in the Hole!
20,709 posted on 08/23/2002 3:22:44 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Well somebody had to do it!
20,710 posted on 08/23/2002 3:33:51 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: 2Jedismom; Overtaxed
WAHOO!!!

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!!

20,711 posted on 08/23/2002 3:58:17 PM PDT by Ladysmith
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To: Ladysmith
Hurray!!!
20,712 posted on 08/23/2002 4:06:41 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
Do you realize that ever since you pinged me to that Leonard Nimoy thread that stupid Bilbo Baggins song has been playing in my head?

I didn't like it then, and I don't like it any better now. ;')

20,713 posted on 08/23/2002 4:37:40 PM PDT by Rocko
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To: Rocko
How wicked! That must be driving you nuts!
20,714 posted on 08/23/2002 4:45:08 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Bear! - I saw that post from clear over on the news side!
20,715 posted on 08/23/2002 4:46:40 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Rocko
Did anybody tell you about the Hobbit Hole Topic List?

Browse Hobbit Hole Topic

If you go there you can click a link on that to add it to your current sidebars, and see any new LoTR threads that get posted. Of particular importance is the "Lord of the Rings Video" Thread that is currently at the top of the list. It has a short clip that is a must-see! Rocko loves it... Can't get the song out of his head, been hummin' it all week!

20,716 posted on 08/23/2002 4:51:40 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
It's stupid, but catchy. Kind of like This Kiss by Faith Hill.
20,717 posted on 08/23/2002 4:52:05 PM PDT by Rocko
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To: Rocko
Try WhereWhip. That might drive it out!
20,718 posted on 08/23/2002 5:43:24 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
That has GOT to work! - Good suggestion!
20,719 posted on 08/23/2002 5:45:46 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Grrr...me and my bright ideas. Now I need the Bilbo song to get rid of the Whip song!
20,720 posted on 08/23/2002 5:52:51 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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