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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
I just got in from mowing my dad's lawn. It was so cool out and ours didn't need it so I went mowed his.

I love to mow.
19,601 posted on 08/16/2002 1:56:52 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, just in case I don't get a chance to say it later, I hope you have a safe and fun vacation!
19,602 posted on 08/16/2002 1:57:23 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Corin Stormhands

19,603 posted on 08/16/2002 1:58:13 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands

19,604 posted on 08/16/2002 1:58:23 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: 2Jedismom
Do you have a rider, or a push mower?

I hate to mow... too hot and humid down here for me. We pay a guy to do it as needed.
19,605 posted on 08/16/2002 1:58:57 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Well, just in case I don't get a chance to say it later, I hope you have a safe and fun vacation!

Thanks. I may check in when we get back tonite.

19,606 posted on 08/16/2002 1:59:00 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
I hope you have a safe and fun vacation!

Why do I get this feeling that he'll need a vacation from his vacation?

19,607 posted on 08/16/2002 1:59:26 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: 2Jedismom; Overtaxed
I love to mow.

I haven't mowed since June...

19,608 posted on 08/16/2002 1:59:47 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
Why do I get this feeling that he'll need a vacation from his vacation?

Nah. Things are better now. We'll be fine once we get going in the a.m.

19,609 posted on 08/16/2002 2:00:43 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
I think I mowed in July. Even the dandelions have stopped flowering.
19,610 posted on 08/16/2002 2:01:35 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Why do I get this feeling that he'll need a vacation from his vacation?

No kidding... He's a crab, the family can't get it together... The sister-in-law is gonna show up. The dog is flapping his head. Sounds like a disaster. Good thing we aren't going!

19,611 posted on 08/16/2002 2:02:47 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
A push mower! A 6.5hp Briggs and Stratton motor and 22" blade and large back tires. I can mulch, bag or side shoot. It's really nice. Not self-propelled though, and since it's big, it gets a little tiring, especially if it's in the 90s outside.

Steve got it for me for my birthday a couple of years ago and he also gave me the leather gloves and safety glasses I wear too...he's a great guy!
19,612 posted on 08/16/2002 2:02:48 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: Corin Stormhands
Don't forget to turn off the iron. :)
19,613 posted on 08/16/2002 2:03:32 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
Unplug your coffee pot. They can spontaneously catch on fire even when they are off.

Oh, and you should turn your water off at least to your washer, so if the hoses rupture, you won't have a flooded house.

Hmmm...anything else....
19,614 posted on 08/16/2002 2:04:57 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: HairOfTheDog

19,615 posted on 08/16/2002 2:05:10 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
Don't forget to turn off the iron. :)

A couple of years ago we had to buy a new iron, cause the old one got packed away in the move (we moved here in 1996). Our son asked "what's that?" So we told him it was his...

19,616 posted on 08/16/2002 2:06:21 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Okay, gotta run for now. I'll be back later tonight just to check on the quadruple precious...just in case... not like I'd post a couple of hundred posts or anything...no not me...
19,617 posted on 08/16/2002 2:07:31 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
387...
19,618 posted on 08/16/2002 2:07:58 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Sheeshh, I can't even count post numbers...I'm hopeless...
19,619 posted on 08/16/2002 2:08:31 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
And talking to yourself again.... You need a vacation!

Here is a bit of pre-vacation mood music:

BOAT DRINKS Jimmy Buffett
Boat drinks. Boys in the band ordered boat drinks.
Visitors just scored on the home rink.
Everything seems to be wrong.

Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap airfare.
I've got to fly to Saint Somewhere.
I'm close to bodily harm.

Chorus
Twenty degress and the hockey games on.
Nobody cares; they are way too far gone,
screamin' "Boat drinks," somethin'
to keep them all warm.
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer.
I think I got cabin fever.
Somebody sound the alarm.
I'd like to go where the pace or life's slow.
Could you beam me somewhere, Mister Scott?
Any old place here on Earth or in space.
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot.

I know I should be leaving this climate.
I got a verse but can't rhyme it.
I gotta go where it's warm.

Boat drinks.
Waitress, I need two more boat drinks.
Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks.
I gotta where it's warm.

I gotta go where it's warm.
I gotta go where it's warm.
I gotta go where there ain't any snow,
where there ain't any blow,
'cause my fin sinks so low.
I gotta go where it's warm.


19,620 posted on 08/16/2002 2:15:31 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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