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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Overtaxed; 2Jedismom
Well, they wouldn't necessarily have to change then end, if we assume P & M were engaged in action we didn't see in FOTR... they could just change the point of view in TTT, so that this time we see what P & M are up to.
16,341 posted on 08/02/2002 10:31:08 AM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog; 2Jedismom
I mean... what did he say?

Here's the story.

I don't think the guy asked the girl to get in his car, but it says he asked her to help him find his puppy. He's new to the area...

I mean, he saw her in her front yard, pulled up and could have just innocently said "I've lost my dog. Have you seen him? Will you let me know if you have?"

My guess is it was the child's perception (perhaps rightly so) and I'm also assuming this guy didn't see the Mom coming out. I would have stayed and asked for her help to (unless she was packing heat like 2JM...)

16,342 posted on 08/02/2002 10:34:16 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog
Sure, you can talk to them! They know you and know where you live. Their parents probably know of you at least. I'm talking complete strangers coming up to little kids. If I saw a complete stranger talking to one of my boys over the fence, I'd come out of the house with some sort of weapon.

I only look like a slightly pudgy housewife...


16,343 posted on 08/02/2002 10:38:59 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; ksen; g'nad; 2Jedismom; Bear_in_RoseBear
More grumbling from the Stormhands household...

Corin, Jr. (the 13-year-old) has to have ear surgery soon. He's had tubes for a number of years and developed a hole in his ear drum. Surgery requires a skin graft. We knew he couldn't get it wet for several weeks (so we scheduled it at the end of the summer). I had Mrs. Stormhands call this a.m. to clarify exactly what that meant (like if he couldn't wash his hair we were going for the buzz cut).

Turns out, he can't get it wet or have any strenuous physical activity for at least three weeks following the surgery.

Fortunately, we found out before I wrote the check for football tomorrow morning. But we're thinking of postponing this once again until after football season. But what a pain for him...

16,344 posted on 08/02/2002 10:41:56 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
Well, I want to be careful! [snicker] I think they come from the house where the deputy sherrif lives!
16,345 posted on 08/02/2002 10:43:05 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
Sounds like an OK thing to wait and do over winter... unless it is causing him pain now...
16,346 posted on 08/02/2002 10:44:26 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Didn't we see that rumor?

Well, the rumor is that the extended release has more fighting at the end...which might include Merry hacking up some arms. That would be...what's the new cool word? SWEET! Or maybe there could be a flash-back, where M and P are telling the three hunters what happened...we might could see some hacking there.

16,347 posted on 08/02/2002 10:45:26 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands
I agree, CS...if it's not bothering him...wait till you have less important things to do. (I can't believe I said that, being an avid football despisor).

Well, we're off to see the movie! I'm going to take Josh's booster seat in so the seat doesn't keep folding up on him! It'll cost a buck fifty for all three of us to go.
16,348 posted on 08/02/2002 10:48:47 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: HairOfTheDog
unless it is causing him pain now...

Hasn't been a problem since we got him a new set of ear plugs for the pool/shower. I know he wants to get it over with, but we're going to let him make the decision.

I'm pretty sure I'll be writing a check for football tomorrow...

16,349 posted on 08/02/2002 10:49:46 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom; HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands
This exchange reminds of something I read by C. S. Lewis. It was in Mere Christianity. Lewis was talking about husbands and wives and the different roles God has for them vis-a-vis the family.

Anyway, the wife, he said, protects the family. She watches out for the kids and her husband and tries to defend them from attacks (verbal and mental not physical). The husband, on the other hand, is to protect the outside world from his wife. ;^)

He then gave an illustration that if you accidently injure little Johnny, who would you rather deal with, little Johnny's mom or little Johnny's dad? ;^)

16,350 posted on 08/02/2002 10:53:50 AM PDT by ksen
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To: 2Jedismom
What a deal! $1.50! Have fun!
16,351 posted on 08/02/2002 10:55:52 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: 2Jedismom
Well, we're off to see the movie!

A weird sense of relief has washed over me knowing that it will be at least 4 more hours before you see my #16350. ;^)

16,352 posted on 08/02/2002 10:57:47 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
hehehehe

I had a great boss once who said something similar that could be applyed to families too. It was one of his "team vision" talks we got when the staff were bickering amongst ourselves. Staff were snitching on each other.

He said something like: "Your job is not to turn each other in to me. Your job is to protect each other from me, and protect me from the outside, so I can protect us all."
16,353 posted on 08/02/2002 11:04:59 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: 2Jedismom
Or maybe there could be a flash-back, where M and P are telling the three hunters what happened...we might could see some hacking there

Hehehe....why do I get this mental picture of M and P ...exaggerating...their deeds in battle?

16,354 posted on 08/02/2002 11:05:49 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
Oh I bet she agrees with you!
16,355 posted on 08/02/2002 11:06:48 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
"Your job is not to turn each other in to me. Your job is to protect each other from me, and protect me from the outside, so I can protect us all."

That's a great line. I'm gonna steal it and use it on my family at an opportune time. ;^)

16,356 posted on 08/02/2002 11:11:59 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
It was something like that. I get the roles confused sometimes... The middle role in there meant to keep people from going around him and complaining to his boss. I think it was:

"Your job is not to turn each other in to me. Your job is to protect each other from me, protect me from my superiors, so I can protect us all from the outside" I don't remember.... but it was good advice in a catty office.
16,357 posted on 08/02/2002 11:18:01 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
In a family it could be

Your job is to protect each other from me, and protect me from my wife, so I can protect us all from the outside"
16,358 posted on 08/02/2002 11:19:07 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Your job is to protect each other from me, and protect me from my wife, so I can protect us all from the outside"

LOL!..................hey! WAAAIT a minute!

16,359 posted on 08/02/2002 11:31:25 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; Bear_in_RoseBear; g'nad; JenB; 2Jedismom
Okay folkses, I got paroled...

We're having friends over for an Italian dinner tonite (mmmm...Italian). Mrs. Stormhands is cooking up the pasta dishes and I'm gettin' out of here early to go buy flowers and bread (mmm...bread)...

I may be back on later tonite...we'll see how freely the vino flows...

16,360 posted on 08/02/2002 11:55:07 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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