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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: HairOfTheDog
g'nad make sense to Hair. Careful to define the terms relatively.

g'nad like being cryptic...g'nad like being odd...easy for g'nad...

16,161 posted on 08/01/2002 11:19:02 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: HairOfTheDog
Well my family should be about 45 minutes into their last theatre viewing of FoTR. the rats
16,162 posted on 08/01/2002 11:22:40 AM PDT by ksen
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To: g'nad
That's pretty neat that you chose to spell "dang" backwards for your screen name.........
16,163 posted on 08/01/2002 11:25:19 AM PDT by ksen
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To: HairOfTheDog
I think the difference was in the amount consumed (a lot), and the ultimate goal (passing out). This wasn't drinking at parties and such... this was just drinking, alone in a dorm room, or with your roommate, or a few friends. There were parties too, of course, but even then the goal wasn't to have fun, or meet the opposite sex... they all just wanted to get blitzed. It was the only way they had to release the tension of the week. It was a very demanding engineering school.
16,164 posted on 08/01/2002 11:33:02 AM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: ksen
Well my family should be about 45 minutes into their last theatre viewing of FoTR

Ahh well, if they started on time, at 45 minutes into the story, The hobbits just tumbled down the hill in the Shire... and Frodo just saw the Screamin' Eebie Jeebies come blowing up the road.

16,165 posted on 08/01/2002 11:34:50 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
So today in the Hobbit Hole we have g'nad and ksen talking about Animal House, Corin talking about himself in the third person the way Jen does when she is on the edge, and Alkhin posting messages to herself about the life of the wife of the dark lord himself.

ROFLMAO!! I like the way you put that...am glad you liked the teeny bit you saw...aside from not having an artist to help us out, our scanner program is constantly acting like the Ring itself, either causing the computer to wilt in dread or just disappearing into silicon nothingness for no reason at all...

I need a wizard...or a hobbit with a delightful Scottish accent...SOMETHING...to help me...hehehehehe

16,166 posted on 08/01/2002 11:35:26 AM PDT by Alkhin
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Yeah - but that is what we did too... our little gang in a dorm room... playin' quarters for shots of tequila till somebody went down. hehehehe. ugh! Hurts to think of it.
16,167 posted on 08/01/2002 11:39:19 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
oh fergot...I havent seen that comic you mentioned, but the visual in my mind was enough to make me chuckle!

I plan to add more about what started the whole thing...its definitely going to be warped....I dont know how FUNNY it will be, but it will definitely be warped...bordering on irreverent...however, we will probably be more slanderous of OTHER sci-fi/fantasy films (say no more! say no more!) than we will be of LOTR itself.

16,168 posted on 08/01/2002 11:40:52 AM PDT by Alkhin
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To: HairOfTheDog
Screamin' Eebie Jeebies

That would be a great name for a band...

16,169 posted on 08/01/2002 12:12:19 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog; Bear_in_RoseBear; g'nad; ksen
playin' quarters for shots of tequila till somebody went down...

I didn't drink in college (honest, it was forbidden and I didn't anyway). So my experiences were sort of delayed until my 20s.

When I was working in DC we'd go out for birthdays, etc. Once we went to a TexMex place and started at 3:00 in the afternoon with margaritas and shots...At one point in the evening, I actually thought it made sense to have a female co-worker call my house and tell my wife I'd be late...

That may have been the start of the whole "who wears the snowpants in the Stormhands household" thing...

Corin doesn't do that anymore...(not even on the edge)

16,170 posted on 08/01/2002 12:17:22 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; Bear_in_RoseBear; ksen
I found out the hard way that Mrs. g'nad (prior to marriage)was a quarters shark...me and a friend played her when she came for a visit...rules were shoot till you miss, plus, for every five she made in a row, we would do a shot of Everclear...her first round she hit 32 in a row...it was a loooooong nite...

Once in the Corps, we routinely dumped an incapacitated buddy on his doorstep, rang the bell, and ran away before his wife could make it to the door...it made our lives easier...

16,171 posted on 08/01/2002 12:28:37 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
I'm back! Besides having my driving critiqued in fine detail every inch of the way, it went ok! We even went by Krispy Kreme and I convinced my mom that the coffee was very good and astounded her by being correct.

Matthew is taking a major math test behind me. Lift him up in prayer! ;-)
16,172 posted on 08/01/2002 12:32:28 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; Bear_in_RoseBear; ksen
Guess I'm a teetotaller then. The worse I ever did at college was drink a half bottle of champagne on the last day of classes. :)
16,173 posted on 08/01/2002 12:32:54 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
I drank 10oz of tequila once, in about 15 minutes. I was in college.

I was very ill afterward.
16,174 posted on 08/01/2002 12:34:54 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: Alkhin
What's her name,, SHowron?
16,175 posted on 08/01/2002 12:35:50 PM PDT by DonnerT
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To: 2Jedismom
Matthew is taking a major math test behind me.

eeuugh....math....prayers going out now...

16,176 posted on 08/01/2002 12:35:53 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: 2Jedismom
We even went by Krispy Kreme and I convinced my mom that the coffee was very good and astounded her by being correct.

Well try not to make a habit out of being right...

16,177 posted on 08/01/2002 12:36:15 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
I was very ill afterward.

Hehehe....who'd a thunk you'd be a worse drunk than I!

16,178 posted on 08/01/2002 12:39:38 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: g'nad; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; Bear_in_RoseBear; ksen; 2Jedismom
Not to get hasty or anything, but I'm beginning to think that shots need to be a part of Entmoot 2003.

Here's what we'll do: Everybody picks a "word" (Shire, Mordor, Frodo, Gandalf, etc.) out of a hat. Then when your word is said in the movie, you do a shot...

Somehow, I don't think the "Promise Keepers" defense will work...

16,179 posted on 08/01/2002 12:40:24 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
. Then when your word is said in the movie, you do a shot...

I'll take "the"!!! I'll take "the"!!!

16,180 posted on 08/01/2002 12:43:00 PM PDT by g'nad
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