Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.
In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:
Our discussion has been light:
It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog
However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB
Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr
Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog
Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB
Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed
To the very philosophical:
…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla
To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…
…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB
Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog
…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1
Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed
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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom
…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253
Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed
So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.
I've done worse than today though. I'm wearing a blue shirt and it's drying okay. I just smell like an orange...
Once though I spilled grape juice on a white shirt. But the worst time was when I had a salesman come by and when he left I went into the men's room. He'd stopped there on his way out. While he was washing his hands, he pulled the soap dispenser off the wall. Didn't get him, but I was covered with pink soap. Needless to say, he didn't bother calling on us again...
'scuse me while I go put a can of Diet Coke in the freezer...
Yup, the heck with the legal pad, I'll give 'em the axe. Worst part about these idjits is that they're sanctioned by the boss (who is a good guy, but these guys have him snookered).
Corin I once doused myself in gasoline at the gas station on the way to a job interview. I didn't have time to go home and change. I reeked. I did the best I could to interview anyway, in fact, it gave us something to chuckle about, 'cuz everyone has an embarrasing story. I got the job, though they didn't want me to hang around and chat that day! They sent me home, told me "come back tomorrow, please..." 
You know that's how they deal with the non-believers in the Global Community don't you? (Left Behind - Jen's favorite book series)
I had a friend who had some extra time on the way to an interview, so she decided to drive through the car wash. She left one of her windows down. So she drove to Wendy's and used the hand dryer in the ladies' room to dry her suit. (She got the job...)
For you Hair, anytime... I don't have any embarassing job interview stories...all of my jobs have been manual labor, except for the Corps... When I retire, I wanna be the guy that hands out the smiley face stickers at Wal-Mart...or work in the tool dept of a Home Deopt-like store... sneakin’…
Is that Octane 93 you're wearing?
Those people creep me out. Take the Home Depot gig. :)
Hey! Mrs. Stormhands works at Wal-Mart. But she doesn't hand out smilie stickers. She works in the accounting office (and only until the teaching gig kicks in this fall).
Hmm, not quite how I pictured a dwarf in retirement...
work in the tool dept of a Home Deopt-like store
Yeah, that's more like a dwarf in retirement! ;)
Yeah, I'd prefer the discount at a hardware store...I'd certainly use it more...sneakin’…
I can't speak for the others, but as far as I'm concerned, you win.
I used to have a pony tail down to my shoulder blades... my wrestling coach finally made me cut it...
The job that I worked at the time was a rehab place for head trauma victims.
What an awesome job! You were doing God's work, let me tell yuh!
sneakin’…
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