You are right the habs me lad. the pillaging and whoring is the backbone of what the boyos signed on for. And these days we don't have to go too far for the whoring - it is just like shooting fish in a barrel.
But there's the problem habs my fine Canadian mountee – should I have spelt that Mountie? The spoils of war are there… without the war. Our crew are the lotus eaters over come by blissful forgetfulness and happy indolence, even Bloody with be useless to lead boarding parties now that her has been disporting himself with the ladies.