[palo verde]

it was grannie9 who almost got sent to hobbit hole
for mouthing off at new posters
she loves seed cakes and ale
how nice of you to make her feel so welcome
you do know she has a criminal record
she got arrested for hall sex with her hubby
she has calmed down considerably since that time tho
I've heard hobbits are compassionate to ex-felons
Love, Palo

[HairOfTheDog]

We don't know what felons are in Hobbiton, because there aren't any crimes worth prosecuting. Folk pretty much stay in line of their own accord there. The Shirrifs pretty much only have to help corral wayward beasts.

[grannie9]

Who could be a felon with a grandson as sweet as that?

[HairOfTheDog]

I was born in Show Low Arizona. Do you know where that is? - It was small then, I heard it has grown.