AC...when you get here? Take off the stinking clothes you've been laying in all night and douse yourself with the bucket I left by the door... Don't dare come in otherwise.. I want no strange odors or germs in this place... I just cleaned. Hear me?
On the cleaning kick I see our little talk seems to have had some effect. But don't get carried away with it my pet. I like a bit of comfort in the cabin so don't be tidying all my things away now. As for removing my clothes that is your job wench.
Ghod this place smells like a Peruvian brothel - where'd you get that perfume.