Where are you this morning AC? Are you on some Grog House floor, with drool all over your face?
Pick yourself up, clean up, and get back to the ship. You must be a disgusting mess...as you've been out all night, and I can see your bed hasn't been touched... You swore you'd be gone for two hours at the most...
Have you been searching for Goody Brown?
Hmmmmmmmmmm... I have time for four or five funckles before AC comes back....
If I were searching for Goody Brown it would not be in disreputable Grog Houses. Those establishments are where I look for my concubine during her off duty hours. Then I have to drag her shrieking and spitting back to the ship and sober her up.