You are correct about spontaneous human combustion, and if you've ever experienced a good jolt of 220 you would agree with me. LOL!
Remind me to never tell any of you about my neighbor Joe, and the day we jumped off the roof with an umbrella after seeing Mary Poppins at the theatre. Nope, I won't tell you how fast an umbrella can collapse, nor how fast a spindly-legged kid can smash into the ground. Wouldn't be prudent.