[palo verde]

I am not even going to discuss your behavior today
you outdid yourself
you posted by your IM name that you were out hunting for newts
you put hexes on Goody and our captain
you made poison broth with frogs in it
you choked chickens
you cooked chocolate cake and lemon meringue pie
you made chicken enchilladas
between your witch's brew and your yummy supper
you have made me into a mass of confusion
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

and you also whipped up love potion #9