Find old man in dark, not hard!
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Virginity like balloon . . . one prick, all gone.
Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Those who quote me are fools.