[LWalk18]

Not to mention bringing home some VD to his wife out of "a little sex not with his wife".

[clamper1797]

I was talking with a lady at a bar the other night ...

She mentioned that she was recently widowed
I said "That's too bad. What did your husband die of?"
She said 'Crabs .. you know ... crotch critters"
I said "I didn't know you could DIE from crabs"
She said "You can when you give them to me"