Already had the laundry skills and the cooking skills before I met her. Now I've got my daughter, I'm single, and I'm back in school.
Sex? What sex? There was no sex for the last three years of the marriage. And none since the separation in late 99.
Have you seen the ads for some new movie called "40 Days and 40 Nights"? The entire plot of this teen movie revolves around a guy being unable to have sex for a grand total of 40 days, as if a forty-day drought is so out of the ordinary. Gimme a break!