Seeing eye-to-eye tonight with you on this one, R2!
Pick yer neighborhood ghetto, any ethnic type is fine. Now, stroll down the street muttering their favorite hate word, I have suggestions if you need some.
Where do you want the body sent?
Some “jokes” are disastrous for some contexts. If you do not know this your parents failed and you need to be forced to go back to living with them until they turn out an adult. In this specific case, you and your jokers need to be banned from all plane travel for life — assuming you survive your parents.