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Four days after the party, Jane Doe texted Ingalls in a panic saying “everybody knows,” and that she wanted to sniff out “the rats,” text messages newly released this week revealed.
“My reputation is destroyed and i’m utterly ashamed. i’m f—king pissed because this many people shouldn’t know and i feel like i know who some of the rats in the room were,” she texted him.
She added rumors were spreading, and growing “crazier every f—king day.”
Doe also threatened to beat up anyone who gives them “sh-t” about what happened while adding she’s “open-minded” about sexuality.
“Everyone needs to grow up cause sexuality and sex and sh-t is changing and stuff like this is going to become more common,” she texted, while adding that she is “also really open minded tho.”
Two weeks later, she texted him how the night started, and Ingalls replied, “you come in, say hi. We start dancing for like maybe three to five minutes, and then I pop the question,” of the threesome.
Ingalls then wrote “boys come whip it out” — twice — in the vile Chi Phi Snapchat group conversation.
Source: https://x.com/JamesHartline/status/2109047160113336782?s=20
In Blazing Saddles that worked out okay, though.