[SaveFerris]

(Police: Two Rockford women arrested)

I guess I’ll have to submit
this information to

The
Rockford
Files

[samiam5]

You beat me to it.
That was the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.
I’ll just leave this earworm here for you:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hj8V5sRVXGk&list=RDhj8V5sRVXGk&start_radio=1&pp=ygUddGhlIHJvY2tmb3JkIGZpbGVzIHRoZW1lIHNvbmegBwE%3D