[fidelis]

According to the news outlet, Cade got his e-bike after raising $900 through his summer business selling squirrel tables.

Had to look up what "squirrel tables" are. Huh--you learn something every day.

[lee martell]

“Yes, I will be dining alone.
NO, I do NOT wish to share my table with a
Mr. Magpie Crowe and his family of five fussy fledglings!!”

[frank ballenger]

Same here. Squirrel tables.

“Now, my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.”
—J.B.S. Haldane’s 1927 essay “Possible Worlds.”