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To: SeekAndFind

women don’t come with a carfax report and they can’t ever be recalled....


34 posted on 09/17/2026 1:10:51 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome
women don’t come with a carfax report

LOL, That's a great idea.

A psychiatric exam, medical and drug history, mileage, mood swing indicator, PMS indicator, honesty indicator, hot/crazy chart position.

37 posted on 09/17/2026 1:51:36 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Vendome; SeekAndFind

“women don’t come with a carfax report and they can’t ever be recalled....”

True. And just wait until they need paint and their parts start wearing out. OEM replacement is out of the question.


50 posted on 09/17/2026 4:18:59 AM PDT by big truck ("This space intentionally left blank.")
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To: Vendome

women don’t come with a carfax report and they can’t ever be recalled....

~~~

If someone is single, willing to date you, and they seem attractive, nice, and without baggage or complications, you either won the lottery or just haven’t scratched the surface.

Also, I know a fair number of people have a moral problem with co-habitation before marriage, but I have learned and witnessed many a time that you don’t find out who you are dating until they finally let their guard down and show you have they want to live. The people who put up a big front eventually can’t help but show their true colors.


55 posted on 09/17/2026 4:41:17 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: Vendome

Seven O’clock in the morning and I’m riding the overnight train
I’ve got ten tonnes of luggage but I left it behind when I came
I look at my watch, says September seventeen
We’re riding past some place where I’ve never been
And I’m waving through the window as we go
Somebody says “Well, hey, what are you waving at?”
Well what have I got to lose
Somebody might wave back

Happy Birthday Vendome!


101 posted on 09/17/2026 9:12:11 AM PDT by null and void (Iran Pres Masoud Pezeshkian: “Common sense is a good thing ... Common sense is really a good thing.")
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