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To: simpson96

Said she shot at but didn’t hit the girls.

Part left out:
And up from the ground came some bubblin’ crude.


8 posted on 09/06/2026 7:35:47 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: frank ballenger

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9 posted on 09/06/2026 7:36:51 PM PDT by Keyser Soze 84
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To: frank ballenger
You're thinking of the Bel-Arabs...
21 posted on 09/06/2026 8:06:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: frank ballenger

Now listen to a story ‘bout a man named Abdul -

The poor Bedouin barely kept his family full,

and then one day he was shootin’ at some Jews,

and up through the ground came a bubblin’ crude.

Oil that is, Virgin Perrier, Kuwait Kool-aid, Saudi Soda.

Well the first thing you know, Abdul’s a billionaire.

The kinfolks said, “Abdul, move away from there!”,

they said, “Californy is the place without a care!”,

so they loaded up the Rolls and they moved to Bel Air -

next to Beverly Hills, that is - swimmin’ pools, movie stars, Jews...


23 posted on 09/06/2026 8:08:02 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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