
General: And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of the Red Army, Lenin's greatest friend, Lev Davidovich Trotsky!
Gulliver: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned. The bloodstained shadow of Stalinist repression is past. I bring you new light of Permanent Revolution.
Comrades, I may once have been ousted from power, I may have been expelled from the party in 1927, I may have been deported in 1929 but (sings) I'm just an old-fashioned girl, with an old-fashioned mind.
Comrades, I don't want to destroy in order to build, I don't want a state founded on hate and division (sings) I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire.
General So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him.
General Shall I seize him too?
Senior General No, I think we'll have to keep him, he's going down well.
General He's more fun than he used to be.
Senior General He's loosened up a lot. This is an old Lenin number.
Trotsky was much better as a communist than Stalin ever was, which is why Trots ended up dead
Only good thing Koba ever did. Trotsky would have been even worse.