[cloudmountain]

Why not sell plots in the volcanic caldera to the Chinese?

Good idea but you have to SECRETLY tell them that the caldera has GOLD or JADE. HAS to be secretly and they must PROMISE not to spread that secret.
Guaranteed to sucker them them into it.

[PTBAA]

“Good idea but you have to SECRETLY tell them that the caldera has GOLD or JADE. HAS to be secretly and they must PROMISE not to spread that secret.Guaranteed to sucker them them into it.”

And we guarantee a gigantic fireworks display with every sale!