[woodbutcher1963]

There was a lot of INCENSE at church yesterday. Does that mean I am going to die?

[fruser1]

If you also could smell the Canadian wildfires, you could be dead already. Make sure your keyboard doesn't look like this:

[bobbo666]

Yes, that was Gawd’s personal message to YOU that your time has come.

Of course, a god’s rate of time is different that a mote of dust like you.
:)