An elderly woman stepped out of the crowd, picked up a boulder, and squished the adulteress flat. Jesus then said, "You know mom, sometimes you really annoy me."
🤔 Sounds like the Newest Interdenominational Version translation...
It is interesting to note that this incredible revelatory story has been questioned by some 'scholars' as 'added'... that the passage does not appear in the 'oldest manuscripts'. 🤷♂️