How many women did you sleep with before me?
Where did you put the butter knife I use as screwdriver?
Do you want me to give you directions to ‘X’ location?
What do you think about me cutting my log hair off into a bob?
From Benny Hill:
Old couple in bed:
Wife: “Were you ever unfaithful to me?”
Husband: “Once. Just once.”
Wife: “You sure could use that once now.”