1. A friend had a similar conversation with his wife:
she: If i died would you remarry?
him: I don’t know.
she: Don’t you like being married?
him: Sure. I probably would remarry.
she: Would you take my photos down from the wall?
him: That would be appropriate to do.
she: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
him: She can’t as she is left handed.
conversation stopped there
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiICcSH8iY
Above is a short video with Jimmy Steward telling his funniest joke. (With the golf clubs).