10. The ability to remember a mistake her spouse made from years ago.
11. A woman is better than a man at bring the spouse out of a bad day, with the simple use of 4 words: “I’m in the mood”.
18 years...
When we were newly weds expecting our first child, I walked in the door from work and the wife is fumbling around trying to put the crip together... I grabbed a beer and sat down on the living room floor to help her and just as a total joke I suggested she needed to be smarter than the crib...(Something my dad told me 1000 times as a kid AS A JOKE!!). well all hell broke loose!! I think I slept on the couch that night...
18 years later, during divorce proceedings, in court, I was fumbling around with my paper work and the comment came from the other side... “You have to be smarter than the papers!” lmao...
I busted out laughing and said “Sharon! Youre still hanging on to that from 18 years ago!! (Mind you both attorneys and referee are sitting their with open mouths...) She said “Yes!!” that made me laugh even harder!!