[alexander_busek]

Splurge on a mattress and nice bedding.

But be sure to then launder your sheets with cold water. Otherwise, you'll bake the stains in.

Though, to be honest, I haven't had that problem since my teens.

Regards,

[frank ballenger]

RE: laundry....

George Carlin comedy LP in the early 1970s.

Skit of a woman’s voice as a mother praising a heavy duty laundry detergent in an ad.

“Just look at my teenager’s sheets. Look at all those stains. Sometimes I think he’s doing it on purpose.”