Malingering tally whackers just trying to grab a few meals for owed reparations. They get hungry pick cotton underwear.
...but it was a family of four that sat across from me at a family-owned pizza restaurant. The same waiter was serving my table and theirs.
When they finished, they started to get up to leave. The waiter quickly handed over the bill.
The father said, “We don’t have the money” and walked out.
The waiter looked to the owner-operator for advice but only got a shrug.
This was a first-time for me and was very disappointed the sheriff wasn’t called. (Everywhere there are tourists in the middle of the Florida Keys, with only one highway between each key).
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