[Wally_Kalbacken]

leaking acetylene cylinder in the car’s trunk...

I think that’s called burying the lede. It belongs in the headline. As in “MORON TRANSPORTS LEAKING ACETYLENE CYLINDER IN HIS CAR’S TRUNK, SUFFERS CONSEQUENCES”.

[meatloaf]

The problem with acetylene cylinders is if you lay them on their side, the acetone inside the fuller’s earth matrix in which the acetylene is dissolved can leak out.

Then things go BANG.

[FreedomPoster]

I wish you could be the headline writer for all my news.