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To: central_va
A lot of macabre jokes about golf and players dying and other players playing around the body and EMTs.

I believe that a dead animal body (of a squirrel, etc.) is classified according to the rules of golf as a "loose impediment."

Players are allowed to move "loose impediments" anywhere except when both the ball and the impediment lie in a penalty area.

If the obstacle is man-made (e.g., trash blown onto the course), it is termed a "movable obstruction." Movable obstructions may be removed anywhere, even in penalty areas.

Am not sure how to categorize a dead human body, though.

Regards,

26 posted on 07/12/2026 5:18:07 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: alexander_busek

“USUAL FOURSOME GOES OUT FOR SATURDAY GAME OF GOLF”:

THEY ARE HOURS LATE COMING HOME:

WIFE ASKS HUBBY WHY:

“FRED DIED ON 3RD HOLE===SLOWED US DOWN==”HIT THE BALL—DRAG FRED”


50 posted on 07/12/2026 7:53:29 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: alexander_busek

Thanks for that. What about the emt’s and their gear?


61 posted on 07/12/2026 9:12:33 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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