[FrozenAssets]

Good afternoon. So you are looking for a job as a pilot with our airline?

Dat what it is dere dog!

What are your qualifications?

I can ram a Escalade tru da traffic at a hunnerd miles a hour!

Why do you want to work for us?

I wanna get me next to sum a dat stewardess poontang!

Don’t call us we will call you.

Mofo!

[ealgeone]

Didn't some airlines reserve slots for minority pilots in the woke era?

Can you imagine ATC??