[Big Red Badger]

My American Rifle Will
Not Identify as a “Barbie Doll” .

[Rinnwald]

My American Rifle Will Not Identify as a “Barbie Doll” .

Really, a Lego rifle is the correct toy analogy. Or a Mattel rifle if you're of a certain age.

[faithhopecharity]

yours:
My American Rifle Will
Not Identify as a “Barbie Doll” .

mine:
then your American Rifle won’t get any jobs, promotions, scholarships, fellowships, or research grants.