[Albion Wilde]

[also, never throw live ammunition in a camp fire to see what happens, but that’s another story.]

Best I can do is never roast chestnuts in a microwave. I still find specks on the ceiling.

[catnipman]

“Best I can do is never roast chestnuts in a microwave. I still find specks on the ceiling”

in that case, see what happens when you put shelled hard boiled eggs in the microwave ... [disclaimer: actually, not recommended]