Because my whole family is still looking for a bit of payback.

(”I said to Elvia, I said, ‘Grab your phone because you’re
going to get a chance to get a picture of a moose.”)
I had no idea that Joy Behar was even IN Telos Township, Maine.
I said,: “Don’t look Elvia!’
But it was too late. She’d ALREADY been Moose’d!