I’ve read about the new Stockholm3 blood test. Supposedly it’s better. My old doctor used to stick something up there. I’ll never know if it was an instrument or his finger because I couldn’t see and I never asked. For awhile I was wondering if he was doing it because he liked it.
My doc gives me a glass of Chablis and a cigarette before.
“For awhile I was wondering if he was doing it because he liked it.”
It’s even worse news if you like it!
Maybe it wasn't his finger or a medical instrument. Maybe it was something else. . .
,,, ha! Classic!! I had thirty nine days of radiation for my prostate. I've gone from three monthly to six monthly checks with the oncologist. I had a two yearly bowel screen which checked out fine but I was passing clots. I got a colonoscopy and it showed radiation burns. The doctor performing the colonoscopy said he could fix that there and then. He used argon plasma. I could see [on the screen] the ultra white lightning hit as I felt the shocks... it put an end to that problem. So, I'm still OK to keep paying tax.
Reminds me of the joke where the doctor says don’t get an erection Jeff. Patient goes my name’s not Jeff..... The doctor replied oh, I was talking to myself.