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To: V_TWIN

I will never understand why people willingly put themselves in places with lots of water where there are things like alligators to feed on them.


5 posted on 06/29/2026 8:28:16 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I will never understand why people willingly put themselves in places with lots of water where there are things like alligators to feed on them.
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Let me explain. It’s Florida. It’s really hot and humid.
Cold beer is abundant everywhere. Too much beer makes you stupid. Water is cool and refreshing. Stupid people seeking refreshing water choose some bad spots to swim.

NOTE: This is why people from blue states should NOT come to Florida. Many are naturally intellectually handicapped libtards or normies made dysfunctional from just being around libtards; so coming here and consuming massive quantities of adult beverages (which increases the stupid) where gators and sharks are present could be detrimental to their longevity. (Did I mention it is miserably hot?)


34 posted on 06/29/2026 9:49:35 AM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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