Well,duh. It’s hard for a guy to penetrate a girls vajingo with his ding-a-ling if she’s blocking it with her cellphone. Sorry for all the medical mumbo-jumbo. Just trying to keep it clean for all the sensitive Christian FReepers out there.
Try this:
“Jethro! Quit screwing around with your phone and call Wanda. She said she has a brand new pair of roller skates and you have a brand new key. “