I was trying to find the old Dilbert Mission Statement Generator, but it seems it’s no longer available.
That produced some doozies.
https://lotta.se/mission-statement-generator/?yes_indeed=1756609270
“The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn’t find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.”
The world owes a incredible debt to the late Scott Adams. The cartoons were priceless but he was also willing to write the books such as "The Dilbert Principle", calling out the truth about sociopathy in korporations.