[frank ballenger]

The mayor is the type of whom people say they have inner good looks within them.

Lewis Grizzard wrote in one of his books that leftists make a big deal of phony statements about Meryl Streep that she’s beautiful and really good looking. “The honest truth is, she is a real dog.”

[blackdog]

I remember my job transfer to South Carolina. I remember my job transfer to Seattle.

South Carolina has a code. No woman leaves the house without brushed hair, lipstick, blush, undergarments, and a smile.

Seattle, is 0 for 5.