[Rinnwald]

The hero is beating the perp with what, a giant spoon? Not very effective. Is this what the UK subjects have fallen to?

[V_TWIN]

He’d have done better using that animals head as a soccer ball.

[Gunslingr3]

The hero is beating the perp with what, a giant spoon? Not very effective. Is this what the UK subjects have fallen to?

Hurling stick.

Reminds me of the old SNL skit "NRA Theater"

https://drive.google.com/open?id=18U8AI5HXmX_H9t_48cnOFBbweDpohLYB

[Bon of Babble]

The victim was attacked with a knife:

“A suspect arrested over a shocking and brutal knife attack on a man in Belfast...The victim suffered serious injuries to his face and neck...The victim not only had his throat cut, but according to reports, had at least one of his eyes gouged out by the Sudanese man.”

The man is now fighting for his life after the horrific injuries. The perp is from Sudan, according to the latest update.

[Rummyfan]

Irish hurling stick. Like a lacrosse stick but not netting.

[roving]

Well, there was the woman filming, telling him to stop it. Strangely, that didn’t work.