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To: Gasshog

I saw one of those skinny MFers at Costco yesterday. He couldn’t even speak English. He thought he was supposed to stand in line with his cart at the customer service counter. Somebody finally directed him to the entry door to scan his card. Who is paying for his Costco membership? I know we are paying for his groceries, but what about his annual membership?


682 posted on 06/05/2026 2:08:43 PM PDT by ponygirl (Stay gold.)
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To: ponygirl

Just a WAG but I’ll bet Slim wasn’t even a Costco member. Someone told him in Swahili that Costco is a good place to stock up for the tribe. So he expected they’d fill up a cart for him. If he actually had a Costco card I wanna see it. Me and the folks at Costco would have a big talk. Issues of sanitation and Slim handling merchandise would come up quickly.


700 posted on 06/05/2026 5:29:56 PM PDT by OldWarBaby
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