“ I bet you’re reading this story on your phone. Don’t drop it.”
LOL. My big fear is pit toilets. My phone stays FAR away from that big yawning hole. I carry it in my right rear pocket and I often find it laying on the floor when I pull up my pants. It going into that dark hole is the thing nightmares are made of.
Wasn’t there some woman who dropped her phone in the toilet in the rain forest in WA state.
And she jumped in after it.
Had to get rescued, as I recall. Real messy.