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To: CondoleezzaProtege

A joke of the era:

What does Kmart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have little boy’s pants half down.


6 posted on 05/16/2026 5:12:58 PM PDT by redfreedom (The Forth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: redfreedom
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with.
The other is used to carry groceries.

10 posted on 05/16/2026 5:26:57 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: redfreedom

Half off, not half down.


11 posted on 05/16/2026 5:41:51 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: redfreedom

Do you know when bed time is at his ranch when the big hand is on the little hand


12 posted on 05/16/2026 5:51:26 PM PDT by al baby
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To: redfreedom
They both have little boy’s pants half down.

You mean 'Half off'

21 posted on 05/16/2026 7:14:41 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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